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To the aging men out there:
I get that you’re bald or getting there. I get that you may look absolutely ridiculous, even scary, with a shaved head. BUT, I have to say… a comb-over is NEVER the go-to look for any man with a bald spot/horseshoe of hair. Especially when it doesn’t want to stay over.
The hair just keeps trying to creep back to where it belongs, to do you a favor, because it knows how awful it looks… but it’s mid-creep, spiked up in the air.
You sir, look like a fool. Rock that bald spot!
Marriage and shit.
I had a long rant about weddings in my head. Then I realized that weddings and marriages are different things.
I just hope that the people that get engaged actually want a marriage and don’t just want a wedding. I think more people put their effort into making one day as special and perfect as possible. I wish they would put that effort into making their marriage work. You are committing to live the rest of your life with someone! Years and years and years (~lol~). The wedding is just one day in one week in one month of one of those years. Many people spend months preparing for that one day.
I attended two small weddings this weekend. They were amazing and beautiful.
I wish these couples endless happiness and patience as well as a marriage as beautiful as the wedding. I just hope the people that get married and put on a show don’t have a marriage that is the same…
When and if I get married, I hope I remember how I feel right now and don’t get caught up in what is expected. And I hope that my husband and I have the patience, courage and respect to work on keeping our marriage healthy.
Well, that and that whoever I marry better not be on 6th street telling girls how much he’d love to fuck them. Yes, that happened to me. Actually, it’s happened the last 2 times I’ve been to 6th street. Married men. C’mon. Sleazeballs.